Donald Trump: There Is No Such Thing As Women

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Guess what? If you are a woman, you no longer exist in Trumpworld!! How about that? Now that’s power: one-half of the human race has just been erased.

How did Mr. Trump achieve this incredible feat? Easy-peasy: the words “women, female, females, feminism” are now among hundreds of others not to be used in official documents.

We also can’t mention “sex, sexuality or racism.” And God forbid someone ever writes, “Gulf of Mexico.” May it never be!!!!!

I guess we also need to eliminate all government-funded research into Obstetrics, Gynecology, pregnancy and childbirth since these are all, gulp, WOMEN’S issues and thus cannot be written about, so we can hardly study them.

Just think: we will soon become the absolute world leader in pregnancy-related deaths! We will be THE BEST, NUMBER ONE woman/baby-killing nation in the world!!!

We can also eliminate all research into ovarian and uterine cancers. We MIGHT be able to keep breast cancer research, but only because men occasionally get breast cancer. We certainly don’t want to do anything that might harm males, after all.

Oh, by the way, the phrases “pregnant people, pregnant person, and pregnant persons” are also utterly forbidden, but apparently, we can still use the word, “pregnancy.”

Words like rape, f***, penis, butt, asshole, male, and even [toxic] masculinity are fine, but not gender, bias or ethnicity.

Here’s a screenshot of the current “do not use” word list:

Truly, the Trump Bible also needs to go. In Genesis, even his Bible states clearly that God created humankind, male and FEMALE, God created them. Into the ash heap, all you gullible Bible-believing peeps!!! There are NO FEMALES anymore.

By the way, it is against the rules for those of us who think we might be a bit disturbed by having our existence wiped out may NOT speak of having any “trauma” about this. No being “traumatized” allowed!!!!

Any of your ancestors or relatives known as “immigrants?” Don’t ever let anyone know about your heritage. Either you were born of Native Americans (( think this leaves Mr. Trump and, most definitely, Mrs. Trump, out and I’ve not even started on the Vance problem), or you don’t belong. Except those we call Native Americans likely also immigrated here ten to twenty thousand years ago.

Seriously, the fact that we are a nation of immigrants with multiple ethnicities must be erased from all official readings and in every government-supported educational setting. Lots of options for textbook publishers here.

Those formerly known as “women” are now to be called: “[potential] breeding units.” Those incapable of breeding are to scrub floors and wash the bloody garments of the successful breeders, and quickly burn and dispose of the remains of those who die in the process. Otherwise, they are to stay quiet and remain forever unseen.

The new US mantra for those who might wish to come to this hallowed nation: “Only white-skinned (and we will test for any drop of contamination), penis-bearers and their proven breeding units allowed.”

All the rest of you suckers? (The word “suckers” is OK, by the way): You don’t even rate being second-class citizens. You don’t exist. Don’t even think about voting or speaking up. You are not human beings. You have no rights.

Author and columnist the Rev. Dr. Christy Thomas is a retired clergy member of the former North Texas Annual Conference (now Horizon Texas) of The United Methodist Church. This post is republished with permission from her Substack blog, "Pondering Life, Old Age and a Crazy World."