A fundamental flaw in the Indianapolis Plan is the assumption that local congregations, and even "affinity groups," are even close to being monolithic. In 30+ years of being a pastor and a district superintendent, I can tell you:
* There are rural and large conservative UM Churches who believe in and practice re-baptism (a chargeable offense) and infant dedication... which is at variance with Wesleyan theology and the Nicene Creed. What will they do when asked to "pick a side," and if they choose Traditionalist, will someone file a complaint against them at the next re-baptism or infant dedication? When we think we've solved the current problem by aligning ourselves to whatever groups, what will the next hot button issue for folks to split within THOSE groups?
* There are "conservative" lay folks in pews who embrace full-inclusion where LGBTQ issues are concerned: some of them have gay children, some of them are gay themselves, and still others see the UMC's infatuation with it as idolatrous and a huge waste of time/money/effort... and are moving on. Less we think they are anomalies, we have Republican politicians who are United Methodist who embrace full-inclusion: Former VP Dick Cheney, Sen. Rob Portman of Ohio, to name a couple.
* Some congregations will refuse to "vote" on aligning themselves along the lines of Progressive Non-compatibilists, Traditionalist Compatibilists, Progressive Compatibilists, and Traditionalist Non-Compatibilists. The "sugar packs" illustration of such forgets one thing: some people drink their coffee black, and their tea unsweet.
* Some congregations will refuse to "vote" on aligning themselves because they see themselves beyond the binary thinking of (1) those who will abide by our Discipline and (2) those who will not. Some will ask, "And, in the long run, what did/didn't this do for the Kingdom of God?
* Splitting the UMC into two groups of "Traditional" and "Centrist/Progressive" is a pretty broad paint stroke of assumption – some would say naive, others would say manipulative. What do those words even mean? It sounds akin to when politicians label the "other" whatever derogatory term is en vogue to curry votes. I would think the Church would want to use a different approach than parroting our politicians.
But maybe not.
** I should add what Tim Dunavant observed in his comments: Not only will some congregations refuse to vote, some congregations will still be unable to decide AFTER a vote. Will they set 50.1% as the deciding threshold? Or 60%? Or 66.6%?
The Rev. Sky McCracken serves as senior pastor of First United Methodist Church in Jackson, Tenn. This article is reprinted with permission from his Facebook post.